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Mary Sue's problem in Haven

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Mary Sue has a problem.

Sure, she got sucked into her favorite game. To her greatest delight, her hair turned that wonderful streaked neon-pink-and-purple look she's always loved. She has total kickass!powers and can kill a million Metal Heads with just a glance. She's gotten Jak, Torn, Erol, Praxis, New Erol, Daxter, Damas and all the others swooning at her feet. Her eyes have that changing colors quality (at the moment, they're sporting a special light purple she saw at the sunset she and New Erol spent on Sandover. Don't ask her how the beach got there, it just did!) And, of course, she has a Jak shirt.

But still, there is a problem.

Who knew, when you get sucked into a game, biology comes with you?

It was that special time of month when all females regret being female (and their kickass!powers increase with +22 bitching factor) and Mary Sue was stuck. Happily, Tess-the-friendly-side-character, who conveniently forgot that Mary Sue once took her speshul Daxxie away for a speshul evening under the bar, gave her a box of absorbant feminine hygiene product. 100% yakow fur! For the modern Haven woman. (they've had enough with those less-absorbant Praxis!propaganda pamphlets)

But... why are they pronged?
and what does that imply about the guys here?

~~~

Stems from an IM with the ever-amazing on a day when there was much sleep to be had.

Should this be mature contented?

Erm. Just try not to think about it too much, kay? ^_^
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albino-ottsel's avatar
And my mind immediately goes to Yahtzee and his "triple ****ed hooker" joke. Also, I like "+22 bitching factor" line and I'm not sure why. Really, your description made this picture go from bizarre and disturbing to hilarious... and disturbing.